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I don’t have the willpower, words, or energy to explain why a psychopathic CIA computer decides to take over the world
The viral atmosphere of intimidation in Rodrigo Plá’s harrowing thriller is alarming, there's a cruel skill about the violence
An unpolished and slightly chaotic film that whisks the viewer from salon to salon to witness competitive afro hair styling
The rousing tale of a group of pensioners who perform songs by Radiohead, Coldplay, the Clash and James Brown
This computer animation tries terribly hard to amuse an adult audience, possibly at the expense of a younger audience
Christopher Nielsen’s slacker comedy is a beautiful and expensive animation, but I have no idea who would want to watch it
Mutant Chronicles is everything the title promises, but not in an exciting X-Men vein
Fans can cheer through the glaringly obvious plot and enjoy brief glimpses of character actors paying the mortgage
It’s no Rumble in the Jungle, but it’s fun enough
Dark, funny, charming, fast, immoral, decadent and delightful, the writer and director Suzie Halewood’s film is a fresh blast of foul air
Yes, I know it’s meant to be some sort of comment on our narcissistic consumer society, but it’s not even scary
The title suggests a depiction of human depravity on a biblical scale
This is one unfunny, vapid bunny I’d like to boil
If it feels a bit ho-hum, it might be because the premise is the sort of thing Doctor Who can cope with inside 50 minutes
Barnes is a surprisingly convincing rapscallion, as the first half of the film gets us rooting for these artful dodgers
The arcane codes are intricately explored, while the casual violence is approached with a chilling nonchalance
This remake of the Korean film Into the Mirror is an exercise in laughably earnest nonsense that barely rustles up a chill
A little short to provide a good wallow, the film has to make do with Lane's presence and Gere's squinty emoting
The circular narrrative - which depicts a plot to steal a valuable emerald - has enough tricks to sustain interest
Despite a smattering of goofily ironic one-liners, Wolf has delivered a film that is more clueless than Clueless
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