Even if a soldier spends all of his money on beer and cars, we will not let him go hungry

GENERAL SIR RICHARD DANNATT, chief of the general staff,says the army is a mini welfare state

Despite Jesus’s words in John’s gospel, Christianity has been promoted at the point of a sword

ROWAN WILLIAMS, Archbishop of Canterbury, calls on faiths to break the cycle of religious violence

I do not remember standing on the stage. It’s like I was not even there. People ask me if I’m going to write my memoirs. Even if I wanted to, I wouldn’t be able

BJORN ULVAEUS of Abba says memory loss means he can’t remember winning the Eurovision Song Contest in 1974

I’m not Britain’s dumbest criminal. I’m just misunderstood

ANDREW KELLETT, 23, who took part in high-speed car chasesand then posted pictures on YouTube

Please can everyone stop stabbing each other in the UK – it’s really sad

LILY ALLEN appeals to the nation. Knife crime problem solved

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